Runaway Shenanigans

The scenarios are funnier if you read it in their respective counterparts' voices

Saphire.: Curse: *runs out in his boxers*
Frostbite: What the fuk are you doing
Curse: GONNA IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND!
Frostbite: *has":l" face*
Kajiu: Emile GO HOME AND REEVALUATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE

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Saphire.: Curse: *is happy*
Frostbite: Why are you so happy?
Curse: I spent 3 hours with my girlfriend! It was so nice!
Kaiju: I never thought you'd get a girlfriend but congrats
Frostbite: *puts his paw on Kajiu's shoulder* Nobody did

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Wildcat: Curse: *standing in front of a sleeping Kaiju* Hello I'm Curse and welcome to JACKASS
Frostbite: *is the cameraman* You're an idiot
Curse: *lays some dynamite by Kaiju while laughing*
5 MINUTES LATER
Curse: *on Frostbite's back* RUN FASTER HE'S CATCHING UP
Frostbite: I should throw you off
Kaiju: SKREEEEEONK

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Saphire.: Idea is like their trying to like prank or some shit -
Frostbite: Just do it
Kajiu: YOU DO IT YA OVERSIZED DEER MAN !
Frostbite: DO IT DINOBOY! OR I'LL EAT YOU ALIVE IN YOUR SLEEP

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Saphire.: (Kajiu and Frostbite acomplished something)
Kajiu: YES WE DID IT FINALLY!
Frostbite: We did!
Kajiu: HUG ME!
Frostbite: No!
Kajiu: HUG ME DAMNIT I WOULD HUG YOU BUT YOU'RE TO DAMN TALL

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Saphire.: Frostbite: I can't belive that idout has a girlfriend and we're still single
Kajiu: *looks at Frostbite* Notice me Senpai
Frostbite: What
Kajiu: Notice me Senpai
Frostbite: What!? Kajiu: MOTHERFUKING NOTICE ME SENPAI!
Frostbite: What?!?!
Kajiu: *tackles Frostbite siting on his chest slapping him* NOTICING ME NOW SENPAI!?

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Saphire.: JAKE SHIPS FROSTBITE AND KAJIU AND HE SAID "This is the scarist thing EVER! Imagine IF FROSTBITE AND KAJIU GOT MARRIED HAD KIDS......IMAGINE THE KIDS.....WENDIGO DINOSAUR BABIES...PURE TERROR

Wildcat: WHAT IN THE NAME OF WHAT

Wildcat: THAT'S TERRIFYING

Saphire.: I JUST PICTURED THEM! KILL THEM KILL THEM WITH FIRE

Wildcat: SAME HERE JUST DO IT KILL THEM HOWEVER YOU CAN

Saphire.: XD THIS WENT FROM FROSTBITE AND KAJIU BEING JERKS TO CURSE TO BABY KILLING XDD

Wildcat: EXACTLY

Wildcat: COULD THEY EVEN BE KILLED LIKE KAIJU HAS THIS CRAZY REGENERATION GENES